Being a member of the worldwide artistic internet community I've got few panpals and followers of NJ state. I found out that they're very proud being a citizens of this astounding state. Once I stumbled on one nice piece of writing created by Heather Marie( http://poeticflames.deviantart.com/). I feel like reposting this fruit of her masterpiese in order to illustrate NJ citizens devotion to their state.
-Can you experience all four seasons within one week
-Can you see people that resemble oompa-loompas
-Can you fist pump without looking like a fool
-Can you talk like a wannabe New Yorker
-Can you not have to specify that you are Italian
-Can you wear eyeliner that extends to your eyebrows
-Can your mother dress like she's 16 when she's really 40
-Can you see genuine Guidos
-Can you use over-exaggerated hand gestures without looking like a fool
-Can you dress like a slob when you're actually filthy rich
-Can you sleep with everyone and not be any different from anyone else
-Can you have skin on your butt that is 50x lighter than the rest of your body
-Can you be THIS AWESOME.
Only in Jersey
-Can you experience all four seasons within one week
-Can you see people that resemble oompa-loompas
-Can you fist pump without looking like a fool
-Can you talk like a wannabe New Yorker
-Can you not have to specify that you are Italian
-Can you wear eyeliner that extends to your eyebrows
-Can your mother dress like she's 16 when she's really 40
-Can you see genuine Guidos
-Can you use over-exaggerated hand gestures without looking like a fool
-Can you dress like a slob when you're actually filthy rich
-Can you sleep with everyone and not be any different from anyone else
-Can you have skin on your butt that is 50x lighter than the rest of your body
-Can you be THIS AWESOME.
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